So, we all have those friends that we like to keep around for their eccent­ri­cities. There’s always the girl is just a little too quirky, or the guy who forgot to take his Rid­dilin and just makes a total ass of him­self. Shit, why not? It’s funny as hell!

Wait, what? You don’t know what I’m talking about? Don’t have a friend of your own who’s slightly off their rocker? No wor­ries, we at vexed​.ca have you covered!

Name: Allie
Age: 25(ish)
Hot­ness Scale: 8/​10
Funny Scale: Off the god­damn charts…

For real though, Allie’s blog, entitled Hyper­bole and a Half, is a hil­arious col­lec­tion of anec­dotes about her life. Whether she’s just talking about her day to day life, or chron­ic­ling her war against spider’s, this girl’s ADHD has me in stitches with ever new post. Think of her as an anim­ated David Sedaris on crystal meth…

Plus, she reigns in a new kind of crazy with the hours she spends on her beau­tiful art. Just take a look at her re-​invented “pain scale” that is nor­mally found in hospitals:

But this is just a taste! Head over to her blog and take a gander around. If you don’t laugh your ass off at her “Best of…” you can per­son­ally come to my door and punch me in the mouth. I’ve been hooked for months.