before the matrix, when human beings were all free to do whatever they liked, there was this dude named god who basic­ally con­trolled the world. he was the guy to create the first people ever, but they were fucked up and they pissed him off. he was like ‘get the fuck out of my house’ and cast a spell on them so that whenever new humans were made, the mom’s vagina …

ARTIST: LIGHTS (aka Valerie Poxleitner)
GENRE: electro-​pop
WWW: http://​www​.iam​lights​.com
TRACK: 04 The Listening

Eminem’s new album is about to stab you with a fucking knife, rip your heart out, and leave you beg­ging for more.

The chillest track you’ve heard since Enya.

1. DEMOCRACY/​FREEDOM. these two bloated piece of shit con­cepts were invented by fat white men in togas while they fucked each other up the ass 3000 years ago. the tra­di­tion has been car­ried on by the same types of people, except their togas have been replaced with suits. demo­cracy ensures that the lowest common denom­in­ator in any group has the chance to fuck us up. we’re not all screwed up, money …

in honour of this year’s elec­tronic enter­tain­ment expo, here are trailers, teasers, and game­play demos for some hot looking new games that should be released in the next 12 months.

i’d like to start by saying that reading this post will make you a better human being. a few weeks ago, i posted cos­play involving mass effect 2’s mir­anda. for those too lazy to click, it is the image on the right (click to enlarge. it’s worth it, trust me.)
since that time, i ran­domly came across a hot blonde girl as pikachu… then girls cos­playing at tron… and in a fit of boredom, i real­ised that it was …